January 18, 2011
Today is my sister's 42nd birthday. Okay, enough about that since her turning 42 means I will be turning 46 in one week. Heavens to Mergatroid!
Speaking of getting older, I had my physical today. I try to get one yearly now since it is part of getting a discount with my health plan, and it is a pretty good idea. My doctor was reviewing my history and gave me the line, "don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?"
No, not really. She did not break out the Adam Ant. It also may have been considered inappropriate taken the actual meaning behind the lyrics.
The doctor I had today was not my regular doctor. Dr Frias was booked when I was available this month, and I HAD to have my physical this month-see previous statement about health plan discount. So I went to see Dr Markley. Both of these fine doctors are female, and both are rather attractive. Dr Frias is very cute, and Dr Markely is not half bad herself. However, noticing this is not the same as noticing an attractive women at a bar or the grocery or the one in the shower downstairs right now. Noticing that the doctor that is about to give you a physical is attractive is more like noticing that a picture at the museum is well-painted. Nothing about a Monet will give you a woody. Yes, I went there. Only because Beth gives me a hard time about having an attractive female doctor on occasion. I give her a hard time back, since Dr Frias is her doctor too. I am always asking if I can come along for her physical exams, just in case she needs me. She never does.
Anyway, as it turns out, my exam did not include any probing or coughing or head turning. It was a fairly basic exam since my numbers are good right now. I will not be writing any letters to Penthouse Forum anytime soon. Do people still do that? No idea.
So last night, Beth, CJ, and myself were watching TV together. Finding a show we can all watch together can be tricky, so we went with The World's Dumbest Drivers. It was pretty straight-forward stupid stuff, until they got to number 1. The driver of this stolen SUV turned out to be 7 years old. When stopped by the police, he said he had taken the car cause he was mad at his momma. He wanted to go out with his friends and do hoodrat stuff and she had said no. Crashing into cars and breaking up people's stuff is fun.
So next time Beth and I are bored, we were thinking of going to the mall and getting all hoodrat up in there. What do you say, you in?